BUSTED!

This is not a good year for things I own. To date, the following items have broken:

1. Washer - Lid sensor switch literally broke.
2. Saturn - 4 new tires ... okay, that is more of wear & tear than broke, but it did set me back some serious cash.
3. Saturn - Fuel filter began leaking at an o-ring. Space shuttle scary.
4. Air purifier - the wires corroded but it is being fixed under warranty.
5. My office computer - died yet again and was replaced rather than repaired.
6. Toilet overflows at our house - due to some dumb kid at a party.
7. Water line that runs from the well into the house - poor installation means that the pipe finally failed just outside the basement wall. It's still not totally fixed.
8. Accounts receivable - what's up people? Pay your bills!
9. Water heater developed a small leak. Easy to fix, but still.
10. Riding lawn mower - the tire came off of the wheel. Cause still not known.

Items that are near to breaking ...
A. Lawn mower (walk-behind variety) - I am surprised it has lasted this long considering the abuse I give it.
B. Truck - wheel hub bearing is going, going, going ...
C. My patience.
D. The fax machine at work.
E. My cell phone if it doesn't stop ringing.

Sigh.

It's like the warranty on my life is suddenly running out.